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Sep 28, 2014
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beeishappy:

Jon Stewart | Just For Laughs 1992

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Sep 28, 2014
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theuppitynegras:

seriouslyamerica:

"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."

Hmm did you ever consider

that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”  

while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?

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The truth!

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Sep 28, 2014
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calamity-cain:

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

i feel like Tim Burton ships his wife with Johny Depp really hard and writes entire fanfics and AUs about them, then makes those fics into movies

Hahaha

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Sep 28, 2014
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date:

 

 



elyzeeum:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.

date:

 

 

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

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Sep 28, 2014
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captain-morgue:

supermodelgif:

 Pulp Fiction, 1994


"Calm the fuck down, hunny bunny."

captain-morgue:

supermodelgif:

 Pulp Fiction, 1994

"Calm the fuck down, hunny bunny."


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Sep 28, 2014
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kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

So relevant to my life right now

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Sep 28, 2014
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ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

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Sep 28, 2014
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If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na


Real talk

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

Real talk

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Sep 27, 2014
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captain-morgue:

Until like 8th grade I totally thought oral sex was when two people talked about sex to each other….


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Sep 17, 2014
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